The 2025 AI Survival Guide: Expensive Magic 8-Ball Build!!!

Or perhaps not?

Your pocket crystal ball for navigating the treacherous waters of AI entrepreneurship, where the sharks have PhDs and the lifeguards are all venture capitalists with itchy investment fingers.

Remember when chatbots were novel?

Now my toaster has an API and my cat's litterbox offers existential advice on the meaning of life (42 is of course the answer) wh…